I recently read an amusing article about meaningless words and phrases that should be removed from everyone's vocabulary. It contained the usual suspects -- "like", "literally", "changing paradigm", "outside the box", etc.
It made me think of a newer variation -- "Meaningless Words and Phrases That Could be Eliminated From Local Government Discussions." But, knowing how unyielding the local vernacular is to modification of any sort, I , instead, offer the following translation/response guide.
1) "Transparent" -- Buzzword #1 -- nothing could be bad if it is described as "transparent"! Generally used to criticize somebody else's work -- even though the speaker would probably do nothing different if given the opportunity.
2) "Seek Community Input" -- The speaker is seeking to avoid making a decision for which they could be criticized. This allows blame to be spread around based on the public opinion they will receive from the 7 people paying attention to that particular issue.
(First Rule of Thumb for Government Speaking -- When in doubt, repeat the phrases "Transparent" and "Community Input" as many times as possible!)
3) "People have expressed concern" -- Very similar to #1, except the speaker is unwilling to say that it is either their own opinion because nobody else was paying attention to the issue, or nobody was willing to be publicly associated with their own opinion.
4A) "It's a Process" -- A meaningless phrase used when the speaker doesn't have a constructive idea; or just wants more camera time. We need to spend less time discussing process, and more time discussing progress.
4B) "Evolve" -- Nothing has happened yet, we're not sure what will happen in the future either.
5) "Think outside the box" -- Speaker really has no idea what to say; but doesn't want to admit it. (I would say that Speaker should be put inside a box -- except that somebody is liable to interpret that as a threat and pressure the local constabulary to investigate a potential domestic terrorism risk.)
6) "Uncharted territory" --- I got no F'n idea what's going to happen!
7) "Deferred maintenance" -- Something we know we should have done previously -- but are now pretending to be surprised that we hadn't done previously (related to the Ben Franklin quote -- "a stitch in time saves nine")