Sunday, August 28, 2011

Hurricane Update

In the finest local media tradition, all fact-checking has been suspended for this post (BUT I heard that everything is true.)


Carl Johansen is seen guiding a fishing boat around
 Sandwich Police HQ in the aftermath of Hurricane Irene.
Sandwich Engine One was swallowed by a pothole on
Quaker Meetinghouse after it was unable to return to Station 1
which washed out to sea.

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Today's Cape Cod Times Editorial:

August 24, 2011
Murky Waters

By a 5-2 vote last Wednesday, the school committee approved a short-term plan to allow nonstudents access to the school building during the school day to use the pool.  (Click here to continue ...)


Come on in, the water is fine ....

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Blonder .... Definitely Not Brighter ...

It appears that certain School Committee members spent far more time working on their hair color this summer than they did reading Mass General Law!

First, Kangas questioned whether or not the School District should return the funds received from Facilities Rentals to the Community School Program.  She apparently thinks its a good idea that the buildings are maintained using educational tax dollars, but that any rental revenue derived from the use of the buildings be diverted to subsidize Community School operations.   Under that same philosophy, maybe I should put an ad on Craig's List to rent out her house!  

Then, the Pool Task Force presented their recommendations -- except they had no documents, no budget, no drawings, in fact, no written document of any kind --  AND they claimed they had already authorized school funds to be expended for modifications to the pool area.   There are two giant red flags on this play:

1)  Regardless of whatever charge the Task Force thinks they may have had -- the purpose of a task force is to make a recommendation which  would be acted upon by the entire committee.  Two Committee members on a Task Force are certainly not authorized to spend money -- or make policy by themselves.

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Hey !! Us Too !! Us Too !!!


Following the recent increase in Chatham tourism resulting from multiple Great White Shark sightings, Sandwich officials revealed that a shark had also been sighted in Shawme Pond attacking what appeared to be a seal.

In a reference to last year's 5 hour Town Meeting discussion about the Town's Natural Resources Dept budget, an unnamed spokesman was quoted as saying, "Damnit, I told you we needed a bigger boat!".

SEIC Chairman, John Kennan had no comment on the situation but was seen unloading a bucket of herring behind the Grist Mill as the Thomas Family played the theme from Jaws from the lawn of the Congregational Church overlooking the Pond.

Coincidentally, Assistant Town Manager Doug Lapp filed a grievance this week, claiming that being forced to wear a seal suit for 8 hours a day was a violation of his employment agreement with the Town.