Hurricane Update

In the finest local media tradition, all fact-checking has been suspended for this post (BUT I heard that everything is true.)

Carl Johansen is seen guiding a fishing boat around
 Sandwich Police HQ in the aftermath of Hurricane Irene.

Sandwich Engine One was swallowed by a pothole on
Quaker Meetinghouse after it was unable to return to Station 1
which washed out to sea.

A huge flock of rubber ducks took advantage of theflood waters

 to float in from their  bathtubs in Mashpee, Barnstable, and

 Falmouth to complain that Sandwich taxpayers weren't 

doing enough to subsidize swim memberships at the

 Community Pool.

Flooding is not expected to be a problem in the latest design
  concept for the South Sandwich Library "Branch"

There were few reports of looting