Following the recent increase in Chatham tourism resulting from multiple Great White Shark sightings, Sandwich officials revealed that a shark had also been sighted in Shawme Pond attacking what appeared to be a seal.
In a reference to last year's 5 hour Town Meeting discussion about the Town's Natural Resources Dept budget, an unnamed spokesman was quoted as saying, "Damnit, I told you we needed a bigger boat!".
SEIC Chairman, John Kennan had no comment on the situation but was seen unloading a bucket of herring behind the Grist Mill as the Thomas Family played the theme from Jaws from the lawn of the Congregational Church overlooking the Pond.
Coincidentally, Assistant Town Manager Doug Lapp filed a grievance this week, claiming that being forced to wear a seal suit for 8 hours a day was a violation of his employment agreement with the Town.
